Crazy Football Rules

Crazy Football Rules Crazy Football RulesWhile those who expect a couple of weeks before the Super Bowl, you can talk about how Pittsburgh and Seattle taught how to play the whole world looks football.Do March Madness? The team that finishes with the trophy is resistance. A few years ago, in Utah, was the last game. They pooped by the end of the first semester of my absolute disappointment having spent 8 years of my life at the University of Utah.March Madness, of course, basketball. Football is the game more difficult to be explained and described by Charles Darwin when he invented in his day. However, the football came from Rugby. What? S game where all players have had their teeth, but the elimination with the love of the game. Only the strong survive.I loved football when I was a child. My mother will not let me put in the high school football uniforms with pads, helmets and other protective devices. Because those of us players do not go to church and played on the grass field with no safety equipment. Our season ended when all? S knee had retued to play by Mush address (without pads), instead of playing football.In Korea we played tackle football without protective gear. We can only do so when we were in reserve. We played as hard as you can. If you break a leg or an arm pretty bad the worst that could happen to us or send us home. We could? Do not play football on the line. We filmed in the mountains. (We also had to repair the telephone line during the day was again blowing over every night. The lines are needed to focus during the night of mortar in the mortar concentrations we have created throughout the day.) None never received the slightest scratch on one side of our football. Our season always ended when the C.O. said? No more dealing with football. You? He will die there. (Each of us has heard that the commander of the regiment, when he joined the unit. He always said, "Half of you will not be at home, not alive anyway. Fortunately, I was wrong . Our Regiment lost about 1000 GIs Republic of Korea and a large number of soldiers who serve in our units in three years of the Korean War. When I was there, the losses were lower than in the past I have and then I I) . This is called a side football commentators. I do not like stories cry withdrawal (or human interest stories) while watching TV more than football you liked the sidelight.Anyway, my wife took the football. After resisting for 70 years have finally given a. Can? I believe that you now like football. What I mean is: You have not yet adapted to. He likes to see on television. So, now we talk about the game.o? M usually read a book or doing a logic puzzle during the game, but gives his full attention and she gave me a constant stream of chat is really interested in me game.Today you asked me about and how the sanctions are applied. The penalty was when it comes to Seattle had Carolina on the patio of a line. This is a 5-yard procedure penalty. That meant the ball will be half the distance from the finish. I said,? I think it should be an automatic safety. The ball must be placed in at least 4-yard line. Now I know that the refs probably have not had algebra, so that only need to call a safety.My wife wanted to know more. I said, suppose that you are in your opponent? S 16-yard line and get a penalty 15 meters. The ball is put into 1-yard line. Now suppose that you are 14-yard line, under the same circumstances. The ball is placed at half distance of the object and get the ball over the line of 7.5-yard. Stupid, eh? (If I said that the ball should be in the yard of less than 1 line, the whole world to complain, "This is no way to get a touch!") Here? And what should happen in the second instance. The ball is placed in the 1-yard line, and then half the distance from the finish. You should be? Yard line. Should give as much of the penalty yards as possible and then? the distance to the goal of what? s left. Anyone who has ever put on line 1/2-yard where belong.I would retu the fumble rules where they belong. The reason may be? Do not keep coming and hitting the ball off the player? S as well as hand and get away with it.Well, me? I gotta go feed my horse.John T. Jones, Ph.D. (tjbooks@hotmail.com, retired Vice President of R & D for Lenox China, is the author of novels and weste books (business, scientific, engineering, humor), poetry, etc. ex Official editor of the ceramic industry. He calls himself "Taylor Jones, the hack writer." For more information: website: